Do you know what I was thinking just a few minutes ago? I was thinking about how much I love to make fun of pindick losers who were born with such a small wiener. Yea, I said wiener lol. You can’t really call what you’ve got poking out in your groin area a schlong because guys with massive cocks are usually referred to in that way. So you’re gonna have to settle for wiener or pindick. Are your balls bigger than your dick? OMG that is so funny. Just thinking about it makes me laugh. Small cock humiliation kind of goes hand and hand with cuckolding because that’s the reason why most of you get cuckolded to begin with. I know there is a slim chance that some of you have above average penis size but really it’s not that many. All that really matters is that for one reason or another you can’t fuck your wife or girlfriend the way you should.
Your fucking equipment fails to do the job. Who knows, maybe you are really excitable and you spooge before you even make it to her vag. Wouldn’t be the first time that’s happened to an under sexed loser like yourself. OMG I remember one time this guy and I were making out and were about to fuck and he totally came within a minute of getting even close to my vajayjay. His little dick never even got the chance to get inside. WOW, what was I thinking back then even letting a little turd dick like that come near me? He was just an added incentive to become the size queen that I am. Anyway shrimps, I’m going to bed to get my beauty rest. I will be back tonight to destroy your confidence some more by phone. Hope you are ready for it.
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