Nothing, I mean nothing is more disappointing than hooking up with a really cute guy and finding out he is hung like an inch worm. A couple of years ago there used to be a bunch of guys me and my girlfriends used to hang out with and there was this really cute guy Gerry. He was the cutest of the bunch and all of us wanted to hook up with him. One night I was hanging out there and we ended up in the bedroom. I can still remember when he pulled his pants down and tried to put it in. All I could think about was where is it? I couldn’t see it, it was just this tiny little mushroom that looked like it walked out of a super mario brothers game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
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That was the day I decided that there would never be another little dick in my bed again. A size queen was born lol 
. Little dicks are useless and you need to accept your lot in life and your role will be to sop up the cum of your wife or girlfriend’s lover from now on. That’s all you will ever be good for, sloppy seconds and scraps hahaha
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